Description
Hand-Stitched Funny “Xmas Dinner with Fresh Poultry” Christmas Placemat – Dinner Plate Mat
This delightfully cheeky handmade Christmas placemat turns holiday dinner prep into pure comedy! A big red bird (poultry centerpiece?) hangs from a wire with colorful little birds skewered like kebabs, while two mischievous cats below wield frying pans, ready to “cook” the feast. The embroidered text reads “Xmas dinner with fresh poultry” in playful red lettering. All hand-stitched on soft white fabric with a festive pink crochet border.
- Design & Details:
- Large red bird with spiky red crest, wide eyes, and arms/legs, hanging from a black wire.
- String of colorful skewered birds (red, green, yellow, orange) dangling like a garland/kebab.
- Two orange cats in the bottom corners: one with a green elf hat, both holding black frying pans, looking sneaky and ready to pounce.
- Scattered embroidered leaves, feathers, and snowflakes for extra holiday whimsy.
- Bold text: “Xmas dinner with fresh poultry” arched at the top in red thread.
- Framed with hand-crocheted pink and white lace edging for a sweet-yet-silly contrast.
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- Size: 15 x 14 inches — perfect for a dinner plate, utensils, and sides.
- Construction:
- Fully hand-stitched embroidery on white cotton fabric for crisp, detailed characters and text.
- Soft, absorbent backing (likely cotton or fleece) to protect tables.
- Entirely handmade—no machine stitching on the front.
Sold individually—ideal as a hilarious conversation-starter for Christmas dinners, a fun gift for cat lovers or sarcastic cooks, or to bring laughs to the holiday table. Each one is unique due to the hand-stitching. Spot-clean or gentle hand-wash recommended.Perfect for:
- Humorous holiday meals, cat people, Secret Santa gifts, or anyone who appreciates ironic “fresh poultry” humor.
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